I Hate Things

Don't throw away unused cattle feed. Corn equals energy, you.

God Fuck Damn

Profanity is freaking stupid. I'd like to corn cobb the slipper snaked pornomonkey who came up wit this dog tart.

I can offend with regular language, you hip leaker. Come on and swear at me. I'll slam into your family. I'll say your wife's buttering toast in a Citgo restroom. It doesn't even make sense and still you'll get constipated with your own ignorant altar boy. You need relief and puppy dog tails are your secret tonic.

So, I'm back.

Deal with it.